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Wife wants to see Cats, don’t know why, she

Jun 162013
 

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There are many who are soulmates of my lower self. But Helen is the soulmate of my true self.

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There were a couple of girls shouting at me from the floor. At first I thought they fancied me but then I worked out they were shouting at me to miss. I don’t really listen to women when they shout at me. If I was at home with the wife I’d just go to the bedroom and ignore her.

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They asked my wife: how many kilometres from this street do you live? And she replied ‘3,000’. It was funny. Some of the questions these guys were asking, for us they were funny.

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This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and never to hold back out of fear of what other people may think of me. It works beautifully as long as I think the same things as he does.

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Thy wife is a constellation of virtues; she’s the moon, and thou art the man in the moon.

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Tim Henman is a father of two. He has a lovely wife and a fantastic home. When you have done everything and are going to the same place for the eighth time, spending all your time on planes and in hotels, it’s difficult to find motivation.

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Twa gods guides me; the ane of them is blin’, Yea and a bairn brocht up in vanitie; The next a wife ingenrit of the sea, And lichter nor a dauphin with her fin. [Sonnet]

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Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore haven’t spoken to each other since George W. Bush’s inauguration. Not only that, Bill and his wife, Hillary, haven’t spoken since Richard Nixon’s.

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Were such the wife had fallen to my part, I’d break her spirit, or I’d break her heart.

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother.

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What is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife, When friendship, love, and peace combine To stamp the marriage bond divine?

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What time did I get up? Two in the morning. My wife had a sneezing fit and woke me – it wasn’t worth going back to bed.

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When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

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When a man says it’s a silly childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at.

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When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. [The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891]

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When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl — and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to — which you can’t deny is the penalty of marriage.

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When my wife first saw Marc for the first time, she said he was a fine specimen of a man. She says I have nothing to worry about, but I think she wants me to buy her a QPR shirt with his name on the back for Christmas. [on Marc Nygaard]

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When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

Jun 162013
 

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She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.

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She would rather be an old man’s darling than a young man’s warling.

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She’d have you spew up what you’ve drunk when you were out.

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Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.

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So bent on self-sanctifying,– That she never thought of trying To save her poor husband as well.

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Such a wife as I want… must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.

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Such indeed is the superior longevity of the fair females of Surinam, compared to that of the males (owing chiefly, as I said, to their excesses of all sorts) that I have frequently known wives who have buried four husbands, but never met a man in this country who had survived two wives.

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Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.

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That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. [on whether he would date other women whilst married]

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The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.

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The car, the furniture, the wife, the children – everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is – shopping.

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The first time I ever heard her sing, I got chills. [on wife Jessica Simpson]

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The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

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The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

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The only comfort of my life Is that I never yet had wife.

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The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he”s asleep

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The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character.

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

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The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak.

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Never approach a friend’s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour

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Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

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Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.

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No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ‘Master of Arts’ and a ‘Doctor of Philosophy’ after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

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No man worth having is tine to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or ever will be so.

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Oddly enough, he is related to Chelsea’s Joe Cole, although it is through his wife who is Joe’s brother. The fact they are all called Cole is a strange coincidence!

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best

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Oh! ’tis a precious thing, when wives are dead, To find such numbers who will serve instead: And in whatever state a man be thrown, ‘Tis that precisely they would wish their own.

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On late ex-wife Paula Yates and her lover Michael Hutchence: They thought they were Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall. In fact they were more like Tom and Jerry.

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On names for his soon to be born baby: ‘My wife thought of Scarlet from ‘Gone With The Wind’. I thought of Darth Maul, or maybe President. President Stiller would be a great name.’

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On watching 20 minutes of a Britney show on TV to please his pop loving wife: ‘I did good, didn’t I?’

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Once she [wife Cherie] goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

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One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes

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Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man’s wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act.

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Paul Hunter was a man who had everything going for him – an outstanding talent, good looks, fame, riches, charm and a beautiful wife.

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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

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Seek a wife in your own sphere

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She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.

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She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o’ mine.

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She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.

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Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.

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‘Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.’

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‘Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!’ And if you were my wife, I would drink it!

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My fond affection thou hast seen, Then judge of my regret To think more happy thou hadst been If we had never met! And has that thought been shared by thee? Ah, no! that smiling cheek Proves more unchanging love for me Than labor’d words could speak.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

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My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

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My toughest fight was with my first wife, and she won every round.

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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

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My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.

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My wife has a whim of iron

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My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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My wife is very competitive, as the others are. We enjoy that.

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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

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My wife once described the garden as being ludicrous, which of course it is. But to me, ludicrous is good.

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My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that’s the truth

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My wife thinks I’m completely mad.

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My wife. But I never laid her on the touchline. [on his lucky charm]

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Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.

Jun 162013
 

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In America a woman loses her independence for ever in the bonds of matrimony. While there is less constraint on girls there than anywhere else, a wife submits to stricter obligations. For the former, her father’s house is a home of freedom and pleasure; for the latter, her husband’s is almost a cloister.

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In every mess I find a friend, In every port a wife.

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In racing to insult a man’s horse is worse than insulting a wife.

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In that second it dawned on me that I had been living here for eight years with a strange man and had borne him three children.

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In thy face have I seen the eternal.

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In your power, all the same. Subject to your will and your demands. No longer free! No! That’s a thought I’ll never endure! Never.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man is in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

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It was not until several weeks after he had decided to murder his wife that Dr Birkleigh took any active steps in the matter. Murder is a serious business (Malice Aforethought)

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It’s my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

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‘I’ve got a black woolen hat and it’s got PERVERT written across the front of it. It’s the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn’t think. I just put my hat on Clara’s head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn’t figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old baby’s wearing a hat with the word pervert written on it and these people were like, ‘There’s Satan! There’s Satan out with his kid!’ And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.

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I’ve got more clothes than my wife.

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Jonathan Edwards – he has his faith, his health, his wife and his children, but more importantly, he has his Olympic gold medal.

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Journalist: ‘Have you received any death threats?’ Harry Redknapp: ‘Only from the wife when I didn’t do the washing up!’

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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: ‘Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.’ Churchill’s reply: ‘Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.’

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Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge

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Like Caesar’s wife, the judging of Miss Great Britain must be above suspicion.

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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Lycoris has buried all the female friends she had, Fabianus: would she were the friend of my wife!

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Madam your wife and I didn’t hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won’t say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn’t me.

Jun 162013
 

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I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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I said last night I only expected to see three men and his dog come along to this but once again this country has backed us. I remember having a few beers last night and then it all went a bit hazy. I passed out on the bedroom floor and the wife covered me with a dressing gown. I was even told I was in the room ten minutes before I even managed to speak! [2005 Ashes victory]

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I think my wife was having serious doubts about whether I was a footballer or not. At least I can show her a bit of proof.

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I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don’t want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.

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I was on MELROSE PLACE as Matt’s lover’s wife, and I think it was probably my worst acting ever because I got killed and … I don’t know if I had too much coffee or what, but I couldn’t keep my eyes from fluttering when they did the close-up of me dead on the floor

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I… chose my wife as she did her wedding-gown, not for a fine glossy surface, but such qualities as would wear well.

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If a politician isn’t doing it to his wife , then he’s doing it to his country.

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If courtesans and strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much rigor as some silly people would have it, what locks or bars would be sufficient to preserve the honor of our wives and daughters?

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If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she’d say ‘sign this then. Don’t worry it’s only a divorce. Au revoir’.

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If I was your wife Sir, I’d poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I’d let you!

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If people come to your window and talk to your wife every night, you can’t accept it without asking what is happening.

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If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers.

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If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.

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If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

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If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife

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I’m happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything’s good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out.

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I’m sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer, and as she dreams she gets paler and leaner. Then be off to your Dream, with his fly-away hat, I stay with the girls who are happy and fat.

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Footballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don’t want to be a footballer’s wife.

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For every marriage then is best in tune, When that the wife is May, the husband June.

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For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

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Gamesters and highwaymen are generally very good to their whores, but they are very devils to their wives.

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Having been to Europe and working and travelling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten track restaurants.

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He knows little who tells his wife all he knows.

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He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

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He would like to be remembered as a family man and we were all so proud of him. We are all devastated by what has happened [his wife Eileen after his sad and sudden death at a Scottish Premier League game]

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Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death

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How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? [on test cricket]

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How much the wife is dearer than the bride

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I admired and valued Robin as a colleague and friend and as one of the greatest parliamentarians of our time. His wife Gaynor and his two sons are in our thoughts and prayers. [on the death of Robin Cook]

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I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

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I am trying to make love to the wife more slowly – I’m enjoying that bit!

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There was water in the carburetor. I asked her , Where’s the car? She replied, In the lake.

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I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn’t let me.

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I can’t see any faults, I’m sure he has some – you should maybe ask his wife. But even his dress sense is fine by me.

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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well

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I don’t get any money from my wife.

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I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

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After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children.

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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn’t wash my Y-fronts for a month.

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Ah! Isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

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All married women are not wives.

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Always see a fellow’s weak point in his wife.

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An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband

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And all the carnal beauty of my wife Is but skin-deep

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And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I’ve little further now to go.

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Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life! The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray!

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Beckham thought that a celebrity lifestyle, being drawn increasingly into the showbiz world of wife Victoria, was compatible with the regime of a professional footballer. His manager did not

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But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

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Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?

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Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.

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Do you beat your own wife as you would a slave? That must you not do

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Don’t plant more garden than your wife can care for

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Drew’s wife: ‘Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?’ Jessica: ‘Sorry I don’t eat buffalo’.

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Drinking water neither makes a man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a widow

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Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can’t see

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First guy (proudly): My wife’s an angel! Second guy: You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.

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Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.

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A foolish son is the calamity of his father: and the contentions of a wife are a continual dropping.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she”s wrong

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A good wife and health is a mans best wealth.

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A good wife makes a good husband

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A guy who’d cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

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A little House well fill’d, a little Field well till’d, and a little Wife well will’d, are great Riches

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A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go.

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A man was complaining to a friend: I had it all – money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman – and then, BAM!, it was all gone! What happened? asked his friend. My wife found out…

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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

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A man’s wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

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A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.

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A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roué to retire upon.

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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

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A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

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A wife is a gift bestowed upon man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.

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A wife is your life, you married her couse your white.

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A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

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A woman was telling her friend, I made my husband a millionaire. And what was he before you married him? asked the friend. A billionaire. she replied,

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Absolutely the worst thing about this job is the travel and being away from family. I have a wife and three wonderful children, the kids are all active in sports and it’s very difficult to up and leave and miss them growing up.

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Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.