Jun 162013
 

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Your sex shouldn’t matter when it comes to sport. If you put in the effort to train hard, whether you are male or female, you deserve the rewards.

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You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see? You hang around caf├ęs.

Jun 162013
 

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Author: Groucho Marx

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Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I’m hoping that by the time I’m seventy I’ll straighten it out.
Author: Harold Robbins

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What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
Author: Henry Fielding

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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
Author: Henry Louis Mencken

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A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: ‘Because everything does.’
Author: Honor Tracy

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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Author: Isabel Allende

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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
Author: J. Edgar Hoover, attributed

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Author: Jay Leno

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
Author: Jay McInerney

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Author: John Barrymore

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Love’s mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
Author: John Donne, Extasy

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Out upon it, I have lov’d Three whole days together; And am like to love three more, If it prove fair weather.
Author: John Suckling

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
Author: John Waters

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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
Author: Karl Kraus

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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Author: Lily Tomlin

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Author: Louise Sammons

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It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
Author: Marge Piercy

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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Author: Marlene Dietrich

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The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.
Author: Martin Luther

Jun 162013
 

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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Author: Matt Groening

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
Author: Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Author: Murray Banks

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Author: P.J. O’Rourke

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[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex.
Author: Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer, A Natural History of Rape

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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
Author: Richard Fleischer

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Against diseases here the strongest fence Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
Author: Robert Herrick, ‘Abstinence’

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Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
Author: Sommeil Liberosensa

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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
Author: Susan Sontag

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.
Author: Swami X

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Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.
Author: Thomas Fuller

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Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
Author: Thomas Szasz

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.
Author: Truman Capote

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
Author: William B. Yeats

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Author: William H. Masters

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
Author: William Osler

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Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.
Author: Woody Allen

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Author: Woody Allen

Jun 162013
 

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What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.

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What does good in bed mean to me? When I’m sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup — that’s good in bed.

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What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you … every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.

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What is a playboy? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are.

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What is peculiar to modern societies is not that they consigned sex to a shadow existence, but that they dedicated themselves to speaking of it ad infinitum, while exploiting it as the secret.

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What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn’t sex but death.

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What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don’t know. It is a great mystery to all of us.

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When I came here, I couldn’t speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.

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When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

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When she liked anyone it was quite natural for her to go to bed with him. She never thought twice about it. It was not vice; it wasn

Jun 162013
 

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There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

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There’s something very sexy about being submissive. Because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that.

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Thoughts have no sex.

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To be honest, I really don’t like being the sex object.

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To be womanly is one thing, and one only; it is to be sensitive to man, to be highly endowed with the sex instinct; to be manly is to be sensitive to woman.

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To sleep with a woman: it can seem of the utmost importance in your mind, or then again it can seem like nothing much at all. Which only goes to say that there’s sex as therapy

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Today, many people are engaging in same sex relationships and saying they are not gay.

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Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law.

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Usually, sex scenes are technical and unromantic and embarrassing and awkward, and I’m very uncomfortable with them.

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Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I’d pitch them to anybody.

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Virginity can be lost by a thought.

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We [her and Mum] would always talk about sex. Not the typical mother-daughter thing. But we’re extremely close.

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We are based out in Essex and God knows how many white van drivers we have had shouting out of their windows that we are dopers and they didn’t want the Tour de France here

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We do not go to bed in single pairs; even if we choose not to refer to them, we still drag there with us the cultural impedimenta of our social class, our parents lives, our bank balances, our sexual and emotional expectations, our whole biographies — all the bits and pieces of our unique existences.

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We do not understand these Americans who, like adolescents, always speak of sex, and who, like adolescents, all of a sudden have discovered that sex is good not only for procreating children.

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We tend to connect bad food and bad habits with romance and sex.

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We throw the whole drudgery of creation on one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction.

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Well, you’re either lovers or you’re wanting to be lovers or you’re trying not to be lovers so you can be friends, but any way you look at it, sex is always looming in the picture like a shadow, like an undertow.

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We’re all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side, that side.

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What comes first in a relationship is lust – then more lust.

Jun 162013
 

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The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find.

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The more we fought, the less sex we had, the more seeking others, the more jealousy, the more separations, the more drinking.

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The NBA players are smart enough to know that you get the virus from unprotected sex, and we’re not going to have unprotected sex on the basketball court.

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The only way I’d need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it’s done right.

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The real problem between the sexes is that for men, sex is a genderunderliner, they need it for their egos. We don’t need sex to make us feel we are the person we need to be.

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The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.

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The sea is mother-death and she is a mighty female, the one who wins, the one who sucks us all up.

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The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex.

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The sex scenes [involving myself] are hard to watch. Only because – it’s strange to see your private parts that big.

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The true feeling of sex is that of a deep intimacy, but above all of a deep complicity.

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The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

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The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say – or their beliefs – or sex.

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There are only so many pages in the Kama Sutra.

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There are two types of sex. There’s the kind the female sees when she wants to park her shoes under the entertainer’s bed. Sinatra has it.

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There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that’s the time for sex.

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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

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There is too much sex on the screen. I’ve balled and brawled my way around and I’m no prude, but sex is something to be enjoyed not sniggered over or gaped at.

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There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It’s all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break.

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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn’t get laid.

Jun 162013
 

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She’s like this perfection, this utter purity that’s uncorrupted by anything. And if somebody were to f**k with my child, I would not hesitate to kill them.

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Smart kid I got. The other day I told him about the birds and the bees. He told me about my wife and the butcher.

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So I whipped it off [on a boob tube during a sex scene]

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Society’s double behavioral standard for women and for men is, in fact, a more effective deterrent than economic discrimination because it is more insidious, less tangible. Economic disadvantages involve ascertainable amounts, but the very nature of societal value judgments makes them harder to define, their effects harder to relate.

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Some sport which he alone does find / And Thinks a secret to all humane kind.

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Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary.

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Strong women leave big hickies

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Tell him I”ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa.

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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

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The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God’s joke on humanity. It is man’s last desperate stand at superintendency.

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The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.

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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people and don’t come in clearly enough.

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The drive to propagate our race has also propagated a lot of other things.

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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn’t identify the formation.

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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.’ Alfred Lord Tennyson

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The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports.

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The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty.

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The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman’s construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life. During twentythree days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle — yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.

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The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage.

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The magic of sex is that it’s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there’s never a storage problem.

Jun 162013
 

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Sex contains all, bodies, souls, Meanings, proofs, purities, delicacies, results, promulgations, Songs, commands, health, pride, the maternal mystery, the seminal milk, All hopes, benefactions, bestowals, all the passions, loves, beauties, delights of the earth.

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Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don’t come into the world.

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Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

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Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.

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Sex in a woman’s world has the same currency a penny has in a man’s. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience.

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Sex in the nineties is boring. The problem is that it has gone from an active act to a spectator sport. We watch people make love on television and in films. We call 900 numbers to hear what someone would do to us if they weren

Jun 162013
 

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Author: Woody Allen

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Sex relieves tension – love causes it.
Author: Woody Allen

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor

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, groping, and fondling; second base meant oral sex; third base meant going all the way; and home plate meant learning each other’s names.

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… That bestial giggling ….

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[after sex] Susan Anderson: I never thought I’d say it, but I can’t take any more.

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[He has had steamy sex scenes in movies with Meg Ryan and Naomi Watts. He charmed Gwyneth Paltrow in] View From the Top … 13 Going on 30.

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[Referring to the reputation she and Ms. Anderson share for being good in bed, she also recognized a difference: A guy wants to have sex with Pam] and tell all your friends about it. … and tell none of your friends and see a doctor.

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| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.

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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.

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A ‘Bay Area Bisexual’ told me I didn’t quite coincide with either of her desires.

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, ‘I guess we answered that question.’ ~Author Unknown

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A couple is a conspiracy in search of a crime. Sex is often the closest they can get.

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A day without sex is a day wasted.

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.’ Joan Rivers

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A sense of freedom is something that, happily, comes with age and life experience. In ‘The Second Sex,’ Simone de Beauvoir says that as they approach 50, a lot of women are set free from the anxiety and the mortification and the humiliation of intimate relationships with men – the opposite sex. For some reason, you are suddenly free from it. And thank God for that. It’s the upside of sticking around this long.

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A sex symbol becomes a thing…. I just hate to be a thing.

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A sexual athlete is not likely to find sufficient energy for work of another athletic kind, and the acting of great parts most definitely was and always will be athletic, depending on inner if not on visible energy. Members of other professions that depend on the expenditure of physical energy must, I believe, find similar difficulties when attempting to double up on their energies. One has often heard that the most magnificent specimens of boxers, wrestlers and champions in almost every branch of athletic sport prove to be disappointing upon the removal of that revered jockstrap.

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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

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A woman is handicapped by her sex, and handicaps society, either by slavishly copying the pattern of man’s advance in the professions, or by refusing to compete with man at all.

Jun 162013
 

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Oh, you can have as much violence as you want, but no swearing and absolutely no sex.

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Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.

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One day as I came home early from work ….. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy …. Hey buddy …. why are you doing that for? He said …. Because you came home early.

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One realises after a while, that indiscriminate opposition with the opposite sex has its drawbacks.[Richards]

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One thing I”ve learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don”t feel it; there”s probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.

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Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. ~Author Unknown

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Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist.

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People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I’m shaped this way, I must be scandalous – like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it’s just the opposite.

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People make love for so many crazy reasons – why shouldn’t money be one of them?

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People think you can’t be clever if you have breasts.

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People’s attitudes about sex aren’t healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked.

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Perry Gordon: You’re marrying a woman you’ve never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn’t you see The Crying Game? You think she’s got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it’s Oscar Meyer time!

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Personally I know nothing about sex because I’ve always been married.

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Rape and divorce are an intrinsic part of many armies whose men have been separated from their wives and girlfriends.

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Roland Jones: I’ve got an alien, I’ve got an alien.

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Sex – the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator.

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Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.

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Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic…

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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

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Sex can no longer be the germ, the seed of fiction. Sex is an episode, most properly conveyed in an episodic manner, quickly, often ironically. It is a bursting forth of only one of the cells in the body of the omnipotent I, the one who hopes by concentration of tone and voice to utter the sound of reality.