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Wyszkowski’s Theorem: Regardless of the units used by either the supplier or the customer, the manufacturer shall use his own arbitrary units convertible to those of either the supplier or the customer only by means of weird and unnatural conversion factors.

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Wyszowski’s First Law: No experiment is reproducible.

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You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in the light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered.

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You little know what a ticklish thing it is to go to law. [Lat., Nescis tu quam meticulosa res sit ire ad judicem.]

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You never want the one you can afford.

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Your pettifoggers damn their souls, To share with knaves in cheating fools.

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Zimmerman’s Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right.

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Zymurgy’s First Law of Systems Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a bigger can.

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Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense.

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What the law insists upon, let it have of your own free will. [Lat., Quod vos jus cogit, id voluntate impetret.]

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When law can do no right, Let it be lawful that law bar no wrong.

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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

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When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegible.

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When the judges shall be obliged to go armed, it will be time for the courts to be closed.

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When the state is most corrupt, then the laws are most multiplied.

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When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

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When to raise the wind some lawyer tries, Mysterious skins of parchment meet our eyes; On speeds the smiling suit– . . . . Till stript–nonsuited–he is doomed to toss In legal shipwreck, and redeemless loss, Lucky, if like Ulysses, he can keep His head above the waters of the deep.

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When we deal with questions relating to principles of law and their applications, we do not suddenly rise into a stratosphere of icy certainty.

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When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all other coins will roll out of sight.

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When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

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Where there are laws, he who has not broken them need not tremble. [It., Ove son leggi, Tremar non dee chi leggi non infranse.]

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Where there is Hunger, Law is not regarded; and where Law is not regarded, there will be Hunger.

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Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice.

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Wherever law ends, tyranny begins.

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Who loves law, dies either mad or poor.

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Who to himself is law, no law doth need, Offends no law, and is a king indeed.

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Whoe’er he be that in this foul proceeding Hath thus beguiled your daughter of herself, And you of her, the bloody book of law You shall yourself read in the bitter letter After your own sense; yea, though our proper son Stood in your action.

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Wiker’s Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

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Wyszkowski’s Second Law: Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

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Unless by the lawful judgment of their peers. [Lat., Nisi per legale judicum parum suorum.]

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Use law and physic only for necessity; they that use them otherwise abuse themselves into weak bodies, and light purses; they are good remedies, bad businesses, and worse recreations.

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Useless laws weaken the necessary laws.

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Van Roy’s Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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Vuilleumier’s Fifth Law For Building Electronic Prototypes: Prototype npn blackboxes actually hold pnp transistors, and vice-versa.

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Vuilleumier’s Second Law For Building Electronic Prototypes: If n electronic components are required, n-1 are available.

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Vuilleumier’s Seventh Law For Building Electronic Prototypes: When the prototype has been fully assembled according to lab instructions, a minimum of 11 components are left.

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We are for law. He dies.

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We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.

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We have strict statutes and most biting laws, The needful bits and curbs to headstrong jades, Which for this fourteen years we have let slip; Even like an o’ergrown lion in a cave, That goes not out to prey.

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We must not make a scarecrow of the law, Setting it up to fear the birds of prey, And let it keep one shape, till custom make it Their perch and not their terror.

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Weber’s Definition: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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Weinberg’s First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

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Weinberg’s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

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Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.

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Westheimer’s Law: A few months in the laboratory can save a few hours in the library.

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Wethern’s Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man.

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What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow; that is the whole Law: the rest is commentary.

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What power has law where only money rules.

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The purpose of the law is not to prevent a future offense, but to punish the one actually committed.

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The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.

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The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice. [Lat., Jus summum saepe summa est malitia.]

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The tough part of a Data Processing Manager’s job is that users don’t really know what they want, but they know for certain what they don’t want.

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The verdict acquits the raven, but condemns the dove. [Lat., Dat veniam corvis, vexat censura columbas.]

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The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)

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Then ’tis like the breath of an unfee’d lawyer–you gave me nothing for’t.

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There is but one law for all; namely, that law which governs all law,–the law of our Creator, the law of humanity, justice, equity; the law of nature and of nations.

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There was an ancient Roman lawyer, of great fame in the history of Roman jurisprudence, whom they called Cui Bono, from his having first introduced into judicial proceedings the argument, ‘What end or object could the party have had in the act with which he is accused.’

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Therefore to’s seemeth it a needful course, Before we enter his forbidden gates, To know his pleasure; and in that behalf; Bold of your worthiness, we single you As our best-moving fair solicitor.

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They say unto him, Caesar’s. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s.

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Tillis’ Organizational Principle: If you file it, you’ll know where it is –; but never need it. If you don’t file it, you’ll need it –; but never know where it is.

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To go to law, is for two persons to kindle a fire at their own cost, to warm others, and singe themselves to cinders; and because they cannot agree, to what is truth and equity, they will both agree to unplume themselves, that others may be decorated with their feathers.

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To make an empire durable, the magistrates must obey the laws and the people the magistrates.

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To offend and judge are distinct offices, And of opposed natures.

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To seek the redress of grievances by going to law, is like sheep running for shelter to a bramble bush.

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To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

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Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.

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Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are finite.

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Universal Tech Document Units Law: Characteristics, specifications, dimensions and any other data included in technical documents must be stated in exotic units, such as tenth of troy ounce per barn for pressures, or acre times atmosphere per kilogram for speeds.

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The law of heaven and earth is life for life.

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The law of nations. [Lat., Jus gentium.]

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The law seems like a sort of maze through which a client must be led to safety, a collection of reefs, rocks, and underwater hazards through which he or she must be piloted.

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The law sends us to Christ to be justified, and Christ sends us to the law to be regulated.

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The law speaks too softly to be heard amidst the din of arms.

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The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don”t understand it, or are prevented by naked misery from obeying it

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The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.

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The law, which restrains a man from doing mischief to his fellow citizens, though it diminishes the natural, increases the civil liberty of mankind

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The Law: It has honored us, may we honor it.

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The laws of a state change with the changing times.

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The laws of nature are changeless, unchangeable, and there are no miracles in the sense of infringement or interruption of Nature’s law.

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The laws sometimes sleep, but never die.

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The moment that law is destroyed, liberty is lost, and men, left free to enter upon the domains of each other, destroy each other’s rights, and invade the field of each other’s liberty.

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The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

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The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there will be.

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The one item you want is never the one on sale.

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The people should fight for the law as for their city wall.

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The people’s safety is the law of God.

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The prince is not above the laws, but the laws above the prince. [Lat., Non est priceps super leges, sed leges supra principem.]

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The problem with any unwritten law is that you don”t know where to go to erase it.

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The clatter of arms drowns the voice of the law. [Fr., Le bruit des armes l’empeschoit d’entendre la voix des lois.]

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The criminal law stands to the passion of revenge in much the same relation as marriage to the sexual appetite

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The Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences. If you have none, someone will make one for you.

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The gladsome light of jurisprudence.

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The glorious uncertainty of law.

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The gods have their own laws. [Lat., Sunt superis sua jura.]

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The good need fear no law; it is his safety, and the bad man’s awe.

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The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

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The intent and purpose of the law Hath full relation to the penalty, Which here appeareth due upon the bond.

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The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted. [Lat., Judex damnatur cum nocens absolvitur.]

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The Lateral Arabesque is another pseudo-promotion. Without being raised in rank–sometimes without even a pay raise–the incompetent employee is given A NEW AND LONGER TITLE and is moved to an office in a remote part of the building. . . . so we see that percussive sublimation and lateral arabesques can serve to keep the drones out of of the hair of the workers.

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The law discovers the disease. The gospel gives the remedy.

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The law does not generate justice. The law is nothing but declaration and application of what is just.

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The law is a gun, which if it misses a pigeon always kills a crow; if it does not strike the guilty, it hits some one else. As every crime creates a law, so in turn every law creates a crime.

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The law is a pretty bird, and has charming wings. It would be quite a bird of paradise if it did not carry such a terrible bill.

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The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yeer face while it picks yeer pocket: and the glorious uncertainty of it is of mair use to the professors than the justice of it.

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The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.

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The law is the last result of human wisdom acting upon human experience for the benefit of the public.

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The law isn”t justice; It”s a very imperfect mechanism; If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer; A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be

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The law of England is the greatest grievance of the nation, very expensive and dilatory.

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Reason, Rule of: If nobody uses it, there’s a reason.

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Richard’s Complimentary Rule of Ownership: If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away. If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day.

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Rollin’s Rule of Organization: The more you plan, the greater is the confusion when things go wrong.

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Rosenfield’s Regret: The most delicate component will be dropped.

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RT+1 Principle, Corollary: This happens even when you pad the return time with an extra hour.

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RT+1 Principle: The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.

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Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

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Rule of Reason: If nobody uses it, there’s a reason.

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Sam Goldwyn’s Law: A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

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Sattinger’s Law: It works better if you plug it in.

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Say It Again Sam Law, Corollary: You will have just answered the question one minute before it was asked.

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Say It Again Sam Law: Even if everything is explained perfectly, there will still be a question.

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Schopenhaur’s Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.

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Scientific Computations Law: (a) Decimal points are misplaced. (b) Positive powers of ten are in fact negative, and vice-versa. [This law is responsible for interesting results such as 40.8E-3 angstroms for the earth’s circumference, or 3.2E2 Gigafarads in an RLC circuit.]

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Sir, I shall not be slack, in sign whereof, Please ye we may convive this afternoon And quaff carouses to our mistress’s health, And do as adversaries do in law, Strive mightily but eat and drink as friends.

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Still you keep o’ th’ windy side of the law.

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That very law which moulds a tear, And bids it trickle from its source, That law preserves the earth a sphere, And guides the planets in their course.

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That which is a law today is none tomorrow.

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The aim of law is the maximum gratification of the nervous system of man.

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The charter will henceforth be a reality. [Fr., La charte sera desormais une verite.]

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Patry’s Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

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Percussive Sublimation is the promotion of an incompetent employee to a ‘higher’ position which brings on no new responsibility but unclogs the rest of the hierarchy. This is known as kicking someone upstairs. Hierarchiology tells us that every thriving organization will be characterized by this accumulation of deadwood at the excutive level, consisting of percussive sublimatees and potential candidates for percussive sublimation.

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Perversity of Nature Law: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

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Peter Principle, The: People tend to be promoted to their level of their incompetence.

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Photography, The Third Law of: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

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Piecemeal they win this acre first then, that, Glean on, and gather up the whole estate.

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Pohl’s Law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it.

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Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side.

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Procrastination, Fifth Law of: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

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Procrastination, First Law of: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline).

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Progress is made on alternative Fridays.

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Prospective Principle: A graphic curve must be plotted before computing any values actually supposed to belong to it.

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Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

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Quality assurance doesn’t.

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Quantized Revision of Murphy’s Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.

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Queue Principal, The: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.

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Quigley’s Law of Highway Driving: When travelling down the freeway, the first bug to hit a clean windshield will always land directly in front of the driver’s face.

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Raspberry Jam, Law of: The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

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Reason is the life of the law; nay, the common law itself is nothing else but reason. . . . The law which is perfection of reason.

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Nor is there any law more just, than that he who has plotted death shall perish by his own plot. [Lat., Neque enim lex est aequior ulla, Quam necis artifices arte perire sua.]

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Now, O king, establish the decree, and sign the writing, that it be not changed, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.

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O my lord, Press not a falling man too far! ‘Tis virtue His faults lie open to the laws; let them, Not you, correct him.

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O’Brian’s Law: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

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O’Brien’s Law: Nothing is ever done for the right reasons.

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Of Law there can be no less acknowledged than that her seat is the bosom of God, her voice the harmony of the world; All things in heaven and earth do her homage – the very least as feeling her care, and the greatest as not exempted from her power

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Of what use are laws, inoperative through public immortality? [Lat., Quid leges sine moribus Vanae proficiunt?]

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Old father antic the law.

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Olivier’s Creed: Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

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Once (says an Author; where, I need not say) Two Trav’lers found an Oyster in their way; Both fierce, both hungry; the dispute grew strong, While Scale in hand Dame Justice pass’d along. Before her each with clamour pleads the Laws. Explain’d the matter, and would win the cause, Dame Justice weighing long the doubtful Right, Takes, open, swallows it, before their sight. The cause of strife remov’d so rarely well, ‘There take’ (says Justice), ‘take ye each a shell. We thrive at Westminster on Fools like you: ‘Twas a fat oyster–live in peace–Adieu.’

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One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

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One of the Seven was wont to say: ‘That laws were like cobwebs; where the small flies were caught, and the great brake through.’

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Osborn’s Law: Variables won’t, constants aren’t.

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Ostrich’s Principle: Ignore any bugging problem; it will be solved as soon as people stop talking about it.

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O’Toole’s Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.

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Our human laws are but the copies, more or less imperfect, of the eternal laws, so far as we can read them.

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Our magistrates discharge their duties best at the beginning; and fall off toward the end. [Lat., Initia magistratuum nostrorum meliora, ferme finis inclinat.]

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Our wrangling lawyers . . . are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their clients’ causes hereafter, some of them in hell.

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Parkins’ Premise: Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

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Parkinson’s Law (a/k/a Thousand Principle): Any corporation with a minimum one thousand (1,000) work force becomes an autonomous entity, in which enough administrative paperwork is generated to make external contacts superfluous.

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Murphy’s First Corollary: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

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Murphy’s First Military Law: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

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Murphy’s Fourth Military Law: Incoming fire has the right of way.

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Murphy’s Law First Parallel: Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed.

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Murphy’s Law of Appearance: If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 19: Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 2: Incoming fire has the right of way.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 3: Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 4: There is always a way.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 5: The easy way is always mined.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 6: Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 7: Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 8: The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: When you’re ready for them. When you’re not ready for them.

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Murphy’s Law of Combat 9: Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

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Murphy’s Law of Copiers: The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

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Murphy’s Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.

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Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.

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Murphy’s Law Second Parallel: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers.

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Murphy’s Law Third Parallel: Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

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Murphy’s Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.