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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Author: Arnold Toynbee
When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home.
Author: Betty Bender
The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner.
Author: Bill Torcaso, 1998
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Author: Dean Acheson
Commuter – one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train, And then rides back to shave again.
Author: E.B. White, ‘The Commuter,’ Poems and Sketches, 1982
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Author: Fred Barling, ‘Humorscope’
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
Author: George Jean Nathan
If you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Author: Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation’s golf courses.
Author: Ira Wallach
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James Matthew Barrie
Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you’ll feel so good, you’ll be able to start looking for a new job.
Author: Jay Leno
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
Author: John G. Pollard
What is it that you like doing? If you don’t like it, get out of it, because you’ll be lousy at it.
Author: Lee Iacocca
If you have a job without any aggravations, you don’t have a job.
Author: Malcolm S. Forbes
You’re no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you’re too good to be an assistant.
Author: Martin H. Fischer
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
Author: Niels Bohr
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash
For many people a job is more than an income – it’s an important part of who we are. So a career transition of any sort is one of the most unsettling experiences you can face in your life.
Author: Paul Clitheroe
Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.
Author: Richard Armour
Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.
Author: Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com