Jun 162013
 

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Wouldn’t be more fun to eat a big one?

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Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

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wouldn’t that make them slower when chasing someone?

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You know the expression, ‘Don’t quit your day job?

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You’d get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?

Jun 162013
 

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Why is snow white and ice clear?

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Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?

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Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

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Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

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Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?

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Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?

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Why is there an L in NOEL?

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Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?

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Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

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Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

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Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

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Why isn

Jun 162013
 

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Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

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Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?

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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

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Why is it illegal to put money in other people’s parking meters?

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Why is it that if something says, ‘do not eat’ on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

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Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be

Jun 162013
 

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Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?

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Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number?

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Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

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Why does ‘closing up’ a shop and ‘closing down’ a shop mean the same thing?

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Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?

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Why does ‘lake’ come first (Lake Michigan) and ‘river’ come second (Mississippi River)?

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Why does the label on children

Jun 162013
 

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Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

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Why do donuts have holes?

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Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

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Why do old men have hair in their ears?

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Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it’s really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

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Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

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Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

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Why do people say, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too’?

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Why do people say, ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ when dogs just sit around all day?

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Why do people who don

Jun 162013
 

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Why do they call it ‘head over heels in love’ If our head is always over our heels?

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Why do they call it ‘morning sickness’ in the middle of the afternoon?

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Why do they call it your ‘bottom’, when it’s really in the middle of your body?

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Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a ‘time’ clock?

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Why do they call the small candy bars the ‘fun sizes’?

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Why do they call them ‘Animal Crackers’ when there not even crackers…they’re cookies?

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Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?

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Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?

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Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

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Why do we feel blue?

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Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?

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Why do we say ‘bye bye’ but not ‘hi hi’?

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Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?

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Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds?

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Why do we wash behind our ears?

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Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

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Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway?

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Why do you go

Jun 162013
 

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Why are the obituaries found in the ‘living’ section of the newspaper?

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Why are there black lines on a basketball?

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Why are there dents in a golf ball?

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Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

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Why are things typed up but written down?

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Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?

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Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

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Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

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Why can

Jun 162013
 

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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

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When something’s funny why is it called a ‘knee-slapper’ when you actually slap your thigh?

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When there is no ‘o’ in number?

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When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

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When you see the weather report and it says ‘partly cloudy’ and then the next day it says ‘partly sunny’; what

Jun 162013
 

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What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

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What do you say when someone says you’re in denial, but you’re not?

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What does OK actually mean?

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what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

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What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

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What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

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What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

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What happens when you say

Jun 162013
 

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Isn’t it scary that the word ‘therapist’ is the same as the words ‘the’ and ‘rapist’ put together?

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Just what was the ‘Baby On Board’ sign for?

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On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?

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On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Or do they throw them away and get new ones?

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Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

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Shouldn