Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Funny Golf Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Funny Golf Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Funny Golf Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Funny Golf Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Funny Golf Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Funny Golf Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 3 of Funny Golf Quotes.

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

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you no your a good golfer when you get first place in a golf tournament and you have a cast on your foot! (true story when i was 11)

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Funny Golf Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Funny Golf Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Funny Golf Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Funny Golf Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Funny Golf Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Funny Golf Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 2 of Funny Golf Quotes.

I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how to make your bad rounds better.

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.- Anonymous

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.

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If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.- Anonymous

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.

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Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good.

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My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

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Swing hard, in case you hit it!

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

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The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.

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The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

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They named it GOLF because all the other Four-Letter words were taken.

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What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

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Would a lion cheat on his wife?’ no but a Tiger Wood.

Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Funny Golf Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Funny Golf Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Funny Golf Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Funny Golf Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Funny Golf Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Funny Golf Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas.

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.- Anonymous

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

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GentlemenOnlyLadiesForbidden

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf’ and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

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Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.

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Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

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Golf is a game, not a sport.

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Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots.

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Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

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Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

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He ain’t no tiger’ he’s a cheetah.

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His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick-start a Harley.

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His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees

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I don’t need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course ?

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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

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I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.- Anonymous

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

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I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.