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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
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Lolz! xDTake a look at this quote!
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Looking fifty is great ‘ if you’re sixty.
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My wife hasnt had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ””. Lord-only-knows
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no way you’re special every day!!!
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People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
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Really? like a newborn baby?’
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Ted says ‘I feel like a newborn baby!’
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The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.
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The older I get, the less I like it.
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The older you get the more you forget.
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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
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Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, ‘Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?’
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What goes up but never comes down?Your age.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because Id doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time Im five Ill be 64.
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Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
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Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!’
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You Are OLD! Face it!
