Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Funny Birthday Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Funny Birthday Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Funny Birthday Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Funny Birthday Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Funny Birthday Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Funny Birthday Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 3 of Funny Birthday Quotes.

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

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You think your special JUST because its your birthday today’.

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You’re an old bag.

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You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar”.. Yung No Mo

Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Funny Birthday Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Funny Birthday Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Funny Birthday Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Funny Birthday Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Funny Birthday Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Funny Birthday Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 2 of Funny Birthday Quotes.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

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Lolz! xDTake a look at this quote!

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Looking fifty is great ‘ if you’re sixty.

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ””. Lord-only-knows

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no way you’re special every day!!!

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People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

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Really? like a newborn baby?’

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Ted says ‘I feel like a newborn baby!’

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The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.

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The older I get, the less I like it.

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The older you get the more you forget.

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, ‘Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?’

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What goes up but never comes down?Your age.

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

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Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!’

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You Are OLD! Face it!

Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Funny Birthday Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Funny Birthday Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Funny Birthday Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Funny Birthday Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Funny Birthday Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Funny Birthday Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas.

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

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Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!’

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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional’

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Guess What??

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Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

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Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. ‘ the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias

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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!’

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I cant believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

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I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that i was.

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I didn’t forget your birthday, i just forgot today’s date!

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake”But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

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If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared”you my friend would be in nursery.

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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.