Jun 162013
 

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You’re twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core . . . I like that in a person.

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You’ve been leading a dog’s life. Stay off the furniture.

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You’ve gotta’ die in creative ways.

Jun 162013
 

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You lick it, you own it!

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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

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You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

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YOU! Out of the gene pool.

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You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

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Your child may be an honor student, but you’re still an idiot.

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Your College Sucks

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Your honor student deals the best drugs.

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Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!

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Your lucky color has faded.

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Your lucky number has been disconnected.

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Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.

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Your such a Muggle!

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YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON

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Your type doesn’t stay around long enough to stay your type.

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Your village called, their idiot is missing.

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You’re being followed; cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

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You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

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You’re not the boss of me!

Jun 162013
 

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Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!

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Yesterday I knew nothing today I know that.

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You ain’t seen nothin’ yet…

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You always find something in the last place you look.

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You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot

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You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

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YOU ARE HERE!

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You are right where you belong, behind me!

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You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on the couch.

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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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You can’t be late until you show up.

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You can’t dream too much; you can’t do enough to make your dreams come true.

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You can’t fall off the floor.

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You get all this and my dads loaded.

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You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

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You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

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You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.

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You just lived your best moment, now GO live another!

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You know it’s going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.

Jun 162013
 

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Who’s Your Daddy?

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Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?

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Why are girls that way?

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Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

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Why be normal?

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Why can’t women learn to put the toilet seat back up?

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Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn’t shit on stage.

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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?

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Why do we believe everything we see in newspapers but question what the Bible says?

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Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly.

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Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

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Why should I grow up? This is more fun!

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Wink, I’ll do the rest!

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Without pain and suffering you have no choice!

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Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now!

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Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?

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Yeah, there’s a lot of stress here, but I’m not straining.

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YES this is my truck, NO I won’t help you move!.

Jun 162013
 

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When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.

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When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty

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When there’s a will I want to be in it!

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When things just can’t get any worse, they will.

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

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Where does it go? It doesn’t matter. Flush it.

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Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

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Where is this porn?

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Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.

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Where there’s a will there’s a BEER!

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Which came first, the woman or the department store?

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Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM?

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Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.

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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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who needs this crap.

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Who put a stop payment on my reality check?

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Who said things would get better?

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Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

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Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Jun 162013
 

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We’re not old people we’re recycled teenagers!

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What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

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What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

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wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND??

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What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?

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WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO!

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What would Xena Do?

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What you don’t do is always more important than what you do do.

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What, are you stuck on stupid.

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Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

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When all else fails, lower your standards.

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When asked if he had missed school lately, the boy said `Not a bit.`

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When does summertime come to Minnesota you ask? Well, last year I think it was a Tuesday.

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WHEN GOD MADE MAN, SHE WAS ONLY JOKING.

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When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

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When I married ‘Mr. Right,’ I didn’t know his first name was ‘always.’

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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

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When in doubt, use brute force.

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When it rains, it pours.

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When life is bad…keep your head up, that way you don’t see all the shit you’ve stepped in.

Jun 162013
 

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Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.

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Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!

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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes.

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VIAGRA!!!!!! The Dicker Picker Upper!!!

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visualize whirled peas

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Vote BUSH/CHENEY

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Want to be somebody? Don’t drive after drinking.

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Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait!

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Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

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WARNING: mental backup in progress.

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Was today really necessary?

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WATCH OUT! COMING THROUGH!

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We are having EVER so much fun!

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We are the people our parents warned us about.

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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of ‘Smart’?

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Welcome to California. Now go home!

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Welcome to reality…come again soon.

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Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles

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Well, isn’t that special!

Jun 162013
 

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Time Circles: The Lord Creates The Universe Evolves The Lord

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Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.

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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

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To all you virgins; thanks for nothing!

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To be loved, be lovable

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To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.

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To you it’s a six-pack; to me it’s a support group.

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Today is an excellent day to have a rotten day.

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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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Today’s subliminal message is: ( )

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Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

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Too many freaks, not enough circus’s!

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Try it sober!

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Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.

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U.S.M.C. UNCLE SAMS MISGUIDED CHILDREN

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Unless You’re A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!

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Unlike online, in reality, you can’t hit the back button.

Jun 162013
 

Comprehensive collection of Bumper Stickers Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Bumper Stickers Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Bumper Stickers Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Bumper Stickers Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Bumper Stickers Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Bumper Stickers Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 22 of Bumper Stickers Quotes.

The new baby is like royalty, he’s the prince of wails.

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

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The pants were very sad, they were depressed.

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The real trick to carrying on is not getting carried away.

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The ultimate reason is ‘because.’

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The whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

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The world’s so terrible that one can only make fun of it.

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There’s no point in being grownup if you can’t be childish sometimes.

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They didn’t let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

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They’re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid.

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Things get worse under pressure.

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Things will get worse before they get better.

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This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker!

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This is not an abandoned car.

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This is the rebel base.

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This truck has been in 15 accidents…and hasn’t lost one yet..

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This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.

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This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you’d be dead.

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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Jun 162013
 

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Reality? That’s where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

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Save the whales, collect the whole set.

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Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

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Since when is talking a sign of thinking?

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Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

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Smile and at nice.

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Some have morals, some don’t, most simply ignore them.

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Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

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Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

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Speak softly, but carry an M16.

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Stop crime at its source! Support Planned Parenthood.

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Students may like nitrates, they’re cheaper than day rates.

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STUPIDITY should be Painful

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Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

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Test tube babies shouldn’t throw stones.

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The course of progress: Most things get steadily worse.

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The fastest way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly

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The former ruler of Russia and his wife were called Tsar and Tsarina, so clearly their children were called Tsardines.

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The more things change, the more they stay insane.