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Middle age later than you think, and sooner than you expected.- Anonymous

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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.

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No wonder I’m unhappy ‘ My twin forgot my birthday.

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On your birthday count your candles, count your years, count your blessings.- Anonymous

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On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings.

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Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked.

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We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

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When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

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You are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.

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You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

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You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.

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You stop buying yourself new stuff, but you spend it on hair dye.

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You’re a classic, you only get better with age!- Anonymous

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You’re a classic, you only get better with age!

Jun 162013
 

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50 years of age: The older you are, the wiser you become. The closer to 70, more childish you will be.

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50 YEARS OLD OR 18,250 DAYS YOUNG

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50?! I demand a recount!!

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After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

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At 50 I’m done with my dentist

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Classy, Sassy, Nifty, Fifty!

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HAPPY 1/2 WAY TO 100!!!!!

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I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!- Anonymous

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I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

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I have everything now I had twenty years ago ‘ except now it’s all lower.

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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

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I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.- Anonymous

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

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I’m not 50 I’m 49.95 plus tax.

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Just think of more things better then turning fifty in a few more years you will get the senior discount you have always complained about not getting when money is tight

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Let’s celebrate with a bottle of prune juice.

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LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, 10 YEARS AGO TODAY YOU TURNED 40

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Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.- Anonymous

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Looking fifty is great’if you’re sixty.