Jun 162013
 

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Why fight to live when we live to die???

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why is is called a ‘building’ when it’s already been built ?

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Why is the slowest traffic of the day called ‘rush hour’?

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Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

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wifes are like dictionary’.for one word it has many meanings’

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Wise people think all they say,Fools say all they think

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Without ME its just Aweso

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Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

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yeah thats right, i went there

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Yesterday I ran into my ex.Then i pulled into reverse and ran over him again.

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you are just jealous because i act retarded and people still luv me. LoL

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You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

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You cry, I cry, ‘.you laugh, I laugh’you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!

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You need to be good at atleast one of the two..Either convince the other person’else’.

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You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

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You study to rememberIf you remember too much you forgetIf you forget you don’t know what you studiedIf you forgot what you studied you fail your test.SO WHY STUDY?xD

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You: Does everything I say have to mean something?Me: Apparently not’.babble on

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YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p

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Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

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