Jun 162013
 

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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.

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Men get laid, but women get screwed.

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Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.

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Much more than our other needs and endeavors, it is sexuality that puts us on an even footing with our kind: the more we practice it, the more we become like everyone else: it is in the performance of a reputedly bestial function that we prove our status as citizens: nothing is more public than the sexual act.

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Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the last two years is a half-hearted attempt to find a way back to a more balanced relationship between our biological selves and the world we have built. So women are scolded both for being mothers and for not being mothers, for wanting to eat their cake and have it too, and for not wanting to eat their cake and have it too.

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My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.

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My cock doesn”t talk politics.

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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, ‘You’re a pervert’ – I said, ‘That’s a big word for a girl of nine.’

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty

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My sex symbol days are over [were they ever here?]

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My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.

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Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset.

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Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

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Nine-tenths of the appeal of pornography is due to the indecent feelings concerning sex which moralists inculcate in the young; the other tenth is physiological, and will occur in one way or another whatever the state of the law may be.

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None of my boyfriends has ever told be I was sexy or attractive. I think people only say that sort of thing in films.’

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Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex.

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Nothing risqué, nothing gained.

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Now, I’m not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played

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