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Patry’s Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

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Percussive Sublimation is the promotion of an incompetent employee to a ‘higher’ position which brings on no new responsibility but unclogs the rest of the hierarchy. This is known as kicking someone upstairs. Hierarchiology tells us that every thriving organization will be characterized by this accumulation of deadwood at the excutive level, consisting of percussive sublimatees and potential candidates for percussive sublimation.

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Perversity of Nature Law: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

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Peter Principle, The: People tend to be promoted to their level of their incompetence.

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Photography, The Third Law of: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

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Piecemeal they win this acre first then, that, Glean on, and gather up the whole estate.

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Pohl’s Law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it.

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Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side.

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Procrastination, Fifth Law of: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

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Procrastination, First Law of: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline).

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Progress is made on alternative Fridays.

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Prospective Principle: A graphic curve must be plotted before computing any values actually supposed to belong to it.

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Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

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Quality assurance doesn’t.

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Quantized Revision of Murphy’s Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.

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Queue Principal, The: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.

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Quigley’s Law of Highway Driving: When travelling down the freeway, the first bug to hit a clean windshield will always land directly in front of the driver’s face.

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Raspberry Jam, Law of: The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

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Reason is the life of the law; nay, the common law itself is nothing else but reason. . . . The law which is perfection of reason.

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