Jun 162013
 

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Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

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Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?

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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

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Why is it illegal to put money in other people’s parking meters?

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Why is it that if something says, ‘do not eat’ on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

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Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be

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