Jun 162013
 

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

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Why is a women’s prison called a penal colony?

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Why is an alarm clock going ‘off’ when it actually turns on?

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Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet.?

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Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?

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Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

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Why is it call ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?

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Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built?

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Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

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Why is it called a ‘drive through’ if you have to stop?

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Why is it called a TV ‘set’ when you only get one?

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Why is it called ‘after dark’, when it is really after light?

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Why is it called eggplant, when there’s no egg in it?

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Why is it called pineapple, when’s there neither pine nor apple in it?

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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

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Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

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Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

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Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open it’s not adoor?

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Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

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