Jun 162013
 

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Why do we have hot water heaters?

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Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

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Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

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Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?

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Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

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Why does an alarm clock ‘go off’ when it begins ringing?

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Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

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Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

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Why does mineral water that has ‘trickled through mountains for centuries’ go out of date next year?

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Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing?

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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up ‘there’ anyway?

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Why doesn’t a chicken egg taste like chicken?

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Why doesn’t ‘onomatopoeia’ sound like what it is?

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Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the martest race of people on Earth.

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Why don’t you ever hear about gruntled employees?

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Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

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