Jun 162013
 

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Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Why do guys wear underpants?

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Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?

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Why do people never say ‘it’s only a game’ when they’re winning?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Why do people say ‘You scared the living daylights out of me’ when daylight is not living?

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Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

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Why do they call it

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