Jun 162013
 

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Why are SOFTballs hard?

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Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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Why are there never any artist’s materials in a drawing room?

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Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

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Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?

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Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

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Why are we afraid of falling?

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Why aren’t there bulletproof pants?

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Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Why didn’t Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?

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Why do airlines call flights nonstop?

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Why do bars advertise live bands?

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Why do birds have white poop?

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Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They

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