Jun 162013
 

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What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

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What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

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What do people in China call their good plates?

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What do they expect to find? A silver sixpence?

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What do you call a female daddy long legs?

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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

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What does a dead band sound like?

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What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?

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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

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What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E?

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What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

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What happened to the first 6 ups?

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What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

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What is a free gift?

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What is a male ladybug called?

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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats…or skinny.

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What is another word for ‘thesaurus’?

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What is it with McDonald’s staff who pretend they don’t understand you unless you insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you’re ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger…a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

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What is the speed of dark?

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