Jun 162013
 

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Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?

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Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number?

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Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

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Why does ‘closing up’ a shop and ‘closing down’ a shop mean the same thing?

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Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?

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Why does ‘lake’ come first (Lake Michigan) and ‘river’ come second (Mississippi River)?

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Why does the label on children

Jun 162013
 

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Why do we have hot water heaters?

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Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

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Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

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Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?

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Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

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Why does an alarm clock ‘go off’ when it begins ringing?

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Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

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Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

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Why does mineral water that has ‘trickled through mountains for centuries’ go out of date next year?

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Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing?

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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up ‘there’ anyway?

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Why doesn’t a chicken egg taste like chicken?

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Why doesn’t ‘onomatopoeia’ sound like what it is?

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Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the martest race of people on Earth.

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Why don’t you ever hear about gruntled employees?

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Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

Jun 162013
 

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Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

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Why do donuts have holes?

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Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

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Why do old men have hair in their ears?

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Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it’s really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

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Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

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Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

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Why do people say, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too’?

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Why do people say, ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ when dogs just sit around all day?

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Why do people who don

Jun 162013
 

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Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Why do guys wear underpants?

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Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?

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Why do people never say ‘it’s only a game’ when they’re winning?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Why do people say ‘You scared the living daylights out of me’ when daylight is not living?

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Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

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Why do they call it

Jun 162013
 

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Why do they call it ‘head over heels in love’ If our head is always over our heels?

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Why do they call it ‘morning sickness’ in the middle of the afternoon?

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Why do they call it your ‘bottom’, when it’s really in the middle of your body?

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Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a ‘time’ clock?

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Why do they call the small candy bars the ‘fun sizes’?

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Why do they call them ‘Animal Crackers’ when there not even crackers…they’re cookies?

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Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?

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Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?

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Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

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Why do we feel blue?

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Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?

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Why do we say ‘bye bye’ but not ‘hi hi’?

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Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?

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Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds?

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Why do we wash behind our ears?

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Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

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Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway?

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Why do you go

Jun 162013
 

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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.- Anonymous

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Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?Because they’re all pigs.

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Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher-future-alimony.

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Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.

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Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane.

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Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths.

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire ‘ they’re exactly alike.

Jun 162013
 

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Why are SOFTballs hard?

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Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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Why are there never any artist’s materials in a drawing room?

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Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

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Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?

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Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

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Why are we afraid of falling?

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Why aren’t there bulletproof pants?

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Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Why didn’t Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?

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Why do airlines call flights nonstop?

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Why do bars advertise live bands?

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Why do birds have white poop?

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Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They

Jun 162013
 

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Why are the obituaries found in the ‘living’ section of the newspaper?

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Why are there black lines on a basketball?

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Why are there dents in a golf ball?

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Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

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Why are things typed up but written down?

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Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?

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Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

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Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

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Why can

Jun 162013
 

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WHEN YOU SAY ‘I DO’ , ‘YOUR DONE’!

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.- Albert Einstein

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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.

Jun 162013
 

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it – Yogi Berra If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!

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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.- Xeni Jardin

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When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

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When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it forms ‘THEIRS’. Coincidence? I think not?

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When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.- Dorothy Parker

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When your IQ rises to 28, sell.- Irwin Corey

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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

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When you’re sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

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When you’ve got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow.

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Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.- Joe E. Lewis

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Where are Preparations A through G?

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.- Jerry Seinfeld

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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

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Who invented accents?

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Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

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Why are boxing rings square?

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Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?

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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?